So there I was...enjoying New Years 2003. Anna was hosting a party at her apartment on Pratt St., and I was mingling with the guests. Someone thought it would be an interesting idea to put me on top of the ceiling fan. That was fun for a few seconds, but then I fell off, and that's when the trouble started. Anna lost track of me, and the next thing I knew, her sneaky twin friends Lynn and Leigh swooped me up and tucked me away.
This is me the next day...what inhuman treatment! Clearly my captors were afraid of my power, so they bound me like a criminal.
Here is another technique my captors used against me. Though they tried to inflict discomfort upon my body, they had no power over my spirit. I rallied within.

At last I was returned to Anna, taped to the front of her car to be discovered after she arrived home from dinner at Pho Hon's noodle place in Providence.

What an ordeal...but I survived!