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This
seems to be an attempt to frazzle Mini Miss Andresian by dangling
her from a great height. Luckily, her plastic body armor protects
her from getting hurt when she falls, so she is probably not terribly
frightened of heights. I just think it's amazing that she's still
smiling through all of this. She probably has something up her
sleeve. |
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I'm
pretty sure exposing MMA to shoe odor violates the Geneva Conventions.
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This
looks dangerous, but Mini Miss Andresian was close friends with
David Copperfield for some time, and Escape-from-the-Railroad-Tracks
was an old game they used to play when they got tired of sawing
each other in half or pulling each other out of hats. She probably
got through this unscathed. |
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Luckily,
I know just whom to call for help. |
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MMA
finds herself in the Land before Time. Somehow she got out of
this one... |
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Only
to find herself about to be enclosed in what is clearly a state
of the art safe. |
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Luckily,
she just happens to know some pretty famous safe-crackers. |
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You
probably haven't seen this type of missile before, but it's a
special coolness-guided weapon. It is drawn to MMA's awesomeness. |
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MMA
used the old "stop, drop, and roll" technique (it's
not just for fire safety, kids) to evade the coolness-guided missile,
then she hopped into the nearest getaway vehicle. |
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Unfortunately,
she was captured again and subjected to more shoe odor torture. |
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I'm
not sure how MMA went from Sponge Bob's tonsils to the edge of
a cliff, but...um...yeah...she seems to be in a bit of a bind
here. I think you all remember her escape from the steamroller,
so she'll probably bust out her go-go-gadget propeller if she
falls. No big thang. |
