WARNING:
The content of this site may be construed as "weird"
by individuals who do not have action figures of their own.

Who is Mini Miss Andresian?

In the fall of 2002, a preschooler at the Rocky Hill School in East Greenwich, RI happened upon Mini Miss Andresian in a box of toys. Since the preschool was right next to the Latin classroom, the child was familiar with the Latin teacher. He remarked to his teacher Mr. Mike that the toy "looked like a teacher at our school," and so she was passed on to Anna (not-so-mini Miss Andresian).

What exactly does Mini Miss Andresian do?

Mini Miss Andresian actually spends most of her time traveling the world, relaxing on fabulous beaches and traipsing through medieval villages in Europe. However, a theory has been propagated by several of Anna's students that Mini Miss Andresian spends her time devising ways to induce the suffering of innocent children (as if there are any!) and that she works through Anna's Latin class to accomplish her evil aims.

Where does Mini Miss Andresian live?

A common thread that unites people who meet Mini Miss Andresian is that they often feel compelled to kidnap her. Therefore, when she is not traveling the world with her personal bodyguards, she spends her time in the US in protective custody in Anna's purse.

Can I write to Mini Miss Andresian?

Certainly! Her e mail address is mma@magistrula.com.